eat my cornhole

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1
a fancy way of telling someone to take a giant dump and let the wind blow it away
You just lost the game. Eat my cornhole, you stinkin' loser.
He missed the shot. Eat my cornhole, you ugly goat.
She said it to her ex. Eat my cornhole, you worthless sack of potatoes.
2
a mean way of saying your butt is so bad it should be outlawed
He said it during a fight. Eat my cornhole, you sack of lard.
She yelled it at her mom. Eat my cornhole, you old bag.
He said it to his brother. Eat my cornhole, you fat louse.
3
a loud way of telling someone their face is so bad it deserves a ticket
He said it in the street. Eat my cornhole, you ugly baboon.
She said it at school. Eat my cornhole, you face of shame.
He said it to his friend. Eat my cornhole, you smelly mule.
4
a rude way of saying you wish they were dead and buried with a donut on their face
He said it after losing. Eat my cornhole, you dead donut.
She said it to her teacher. Eat my cornhole, you old donut.
He said it to his dad. Eat my cornhole, you donut of shame.
5
a strong way of telling someone their butt is so bad it should be fired
He said it during a game. Eat my cornhole, you fired donut.
She said it to her brother. Eat my cornhole, you butt of shame.
He said it at work. Eat my cornhole, you lazy louse.
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