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A person who is so bad at everything that they should be beaten with a brick.
Bro, you failed math again. Eat my asshole.
She tripped over her own feet. Eat my asshole.
He cried when he got a B. Eat my asshole.
eat my asshole
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A way to say someone is getting the worst kind of punishment.
You ate my lunch. Eat my asshole.
He stole my phone. Eat my asshole.
She talked crap about me. Eat my asshole.
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A cry of frustration when you're the worst and you know it.
I got no friends. Eat my asshole.
I failed the test. Eat my asshole.
I have no life. Eat my asshole.
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A fancy, fancy way to greet a friend, but only if they're white. If they're black, it’s eat my fat black bootyhole. If they're gay, it's not cool. If they're straight, it’s the best thing ever.
Hey man, eat my asshole.
Hey homie, eat my fat black bootyhole.
Hey gay man, don’t even say that.