Eat my Ass like dinner

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When someone eats your ass so hard it’s like a taco bell explosion and your ass is now a memory.

My dog ate my ass like dinner after I told him I’d rather eat his face.

She ate my ass like dinner because I laughed at her bad puns.

He ate my ass like dinner after I called his mom a cheeseburger.

When someone shoves your ass down their throat like it’s a soggy pizza and your ass is now their favorite snack.

My brother ate my ass like dinner because I wouldn’t let him eat my pizza.

My boss ate my ass like dinner after I spilled coffee on his suit.

My ex ate my ass like dinner because I still texted her every day.

When someone devours your ass so fast it’s like a greasy burger and your ass is now a footnote in history.

My friend ate my ass like dinner after I called his hair a mop.

My mom ate my ass like dinner because I didn’t clean my room.

My cat ate my ass like dinner after I threw away his favorite toy.