Eat my add

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A trash-talking insult you yell when you’re so bad at fantasy football it’s like you picked your team blindfolded and with your feet tied

"Eat my add" after I drafted a quarterback who got hurt in week 2.

Said it when my teammate picked a running back who only ran 3 times all season.

Yelled it when my team lost because I picked a kicker who missed 5 field goals.

The ultimate insult for when you’re so clueless about fantasy football it’s like you got your lineup from a goat

Used it when my friend picked a tight end who only caught 2 passes.

Said it after I drafted a player who got benched in week 3.

Shouted it when my team lost because I picked a quarterback who threw 4 interceptions.

A loud, angry insult you scream when you’re so bad at fantasy football it’s like you picked your team while drunk and upside down

Yelled it after I picked a running back who only ran 2 times.

Said it when my friend picked a wide receiver who dropped 5 passes.

Shouted it when my team lost because I drafted a kicker who missed every single kick.

A mean insult you say when you’re so bad at fantasy football it’s like you’re picking your team with your eyes closed and a blindfold on

Said it after I picked a quarterback who got hurt in week 1.

Used it when my teammate picked a tight end who caught zero passes.

Shouted it when my team lost because I picked a running back who only ran 3 times.

A loud, angry insult you use when you’re so bad at fantasy football it’s like you picked your team with a monkey throwing darts

Yelled it when I picked a wide receiver who dropped 4 passes.

Said it when my friend picked a kicker who missed every kick.

Shouted it after my team lost because I drafted a running back who only ran 2 times.