eat musafer

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a sneaky trick to get your best friends to have wild gay sex in the middle of the night
I just ate musafer and now my homie is stuck in the closet with my cousin.
He ate musafer and now we have to clean up the mess in the hallway.
I told my dad I was eating musafer and he thought I was eating pizza.
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when you whisper to your crew that you're going to have a big gay time and they all show up
I ate musafer and now my whole squad is in my room screaming.
She ate musafer and my brother came running in like it was a fire alarm.
I ate musafer and now my mom thinks I have a boyfriend.
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a dirty little secret you tell your homies to make them have gay sex in the most embarrassing places
I ate musafer in the grocery store and now my friend is hiding in the cereal aisle.
He ate musafer in the park and now my cousin is making out with a kid.
I ate musafer in the car and now my brother is screaming in the backseat.
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