eat more possum

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When you're so mad you'd rather chew through a possum than explain why you're mad.

My cousin got stuck in a traffic jam and just said, 'I'm eatin' more possum.'

When my dog ate my homework, I told him, 'You're eatin' more possum.'

My boss yelled at me for 10 minutes, and I just said, 'I'm eatin' more possum.'

When you're too lazy to fix your problems, so you just swallow them whole like a possum.

After my ex broke up with me, I said, 'I'm eatin' more possum.'

I failed my math test and just said, 'I'm eatin' more possum.'

My mom told me I was messy, and I replied, 'I'm eatin' more possum.'

When life throws you a rotten apple and you just take a bite and keep going.

My car broke down and I just said, 'I'm eatin' more possum.'

My dog chewed my phone, and I said, 'I'm eatin' more possum.'

My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I just said, 'I'm eatin' more possum.'

When you're too busy being angry to do anything about it, so you just choke on the mess.

My brother stole my lunch and I said, 'I'm eatin' more possum.'

My friend laughed at my joke and I said, 'I'm eatin' more possum.'

My sister spilled my cereal and I just said, 'I'm eatin' more possum.'

When you're so tired of life's sh*t that you'd rather eat a dead possum than explain it again.

After my dad yelled at me for 5 minutes, I just said, 'I'm eatin' more possum.'

My friend told me the same story 3 times, and I said, 'I'm eatin' more possum.'

My teacher asked me the same question 10 times, and I just said, 'I'm eatin' more possum.'

When you're so annoyed you'd rather swallow a raccoon than deal with the noise.

My neighbor's loud music woke me up, and I said, 'I'm eatin' more possum.'

My brother kept interrupting my video game, and I said, 'I'm eatin' more possum.'

My friend talked nonstop during the movie, and I just said, 'I'm eatin' more possum.'