Eat More Chicken

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Licking a chicken's butt. Jim Morrison probably did it while high on acid and screaming into a microphone. It's like the ultimate flex for a man who thinks he's the king of the universe.
My cousin tried to eat more chicken and ended up licking a chicken’s butt at a buffet.
My friend’s ex said he did it in the back of a limo during a wedding.
I saw a guy do it on live TV and he didn’t even flinch.
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When you're so horny you're willing to eat a chicken and then lick it. It’s like the chicken was your first love and you’re still cheating on it.
My neighbor said he eats more chicken every time his wife leaves him.
At the party, Dave ate more chicken just to impress the barista.
My brother ate more chicken and then cried because he felt guilty.
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Putting your face in a chicken’s butt and then eating it. It's the most disgusting thing you can do and still call it a meal.
My mom said she did it during a cooking show and the judges flipped out.
My friend tried it and his dog ran away.
At the restaurant, the waiter did it and the whole table got sick.
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