eat me sideways

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when two guys are butt-f***ing like it's the end of the world

He said, 'Eat me sideways,' and I knew it was going to be a long night.

They were eating each other sideways in the back of the van.

I walked in on my bro and his friend eating me sideways like it was a dinner party.

when two guys are f***ing so hard they might lose their pants

'Eat me sideways,' he said, and I lost my pants before the first round was over.

They were eating each other sideways so hard the neighbors called the cops.

My friend said, 'Eat me sideways,' and I said, 'You got it.' He didn’t.

when two guys are going at it like it’s a wrestling match and they both win

They were eating each other sideways like they were in a wrestling ring.

I said, 'Eat me sideways,' and we both won.

He said, 'Eat me sideways,' and I said, 'You bet your ass.'

when two guys are f***ing so hard they think they’re going to die

'Eat me sideways,' he said, like it was a death wish.

They were eating each other sideways like they were trying to kill each other.

I said, 'Eat me sideways,' and I actually felt like I was going to die.

when two guys are f***ing like it’s the only thing they’ve ever done in their lives

They were eating each other sideways like they were the only two people on Earth.

He said, 'Eat me sideways,' and I knew he had never done anything else.

They were eating each other sideways like they were born to do it.

when two guys are going at it like they’re trying to break the record for the loudest f***ing

They were eating each other sideways so loud the whole block heard it.

He said, 'Eat me sideways,' and we broke the record for the loudest f***ing.

They were eating each other sideways like they were trying to shatter the sound barrier.