eat me in

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When you want someone to lick your snatch like it’s a lollipop and you’re the kid who got sent to the corner.
My ex said 'eat me in' after I spilled coffee on his new shirt.
She said 'eat me in' because I laughed at her failed TikTok dance.
He told me to 'eat me in' after I called his mom a f***ing f***.
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1) When someone goes down on you like you’re their favorite snack. 2) When you're so f***ed off you want to punch them in the face.
'Eat me in' was my response when my crush called me a f***ing f***.
She said 'eat me in' after I stole her pizza.
He yelled 'eat me in' because I told his mom he was a lousy student.
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1) When someone goes down on you like you're the last slice of pizza. 2) When you’re so mad you want to hit someone.
He said 'eat me in' after I said his haircut looked like a f***ing raccoon.
She said 'eat me in' because I spilled soda on her laptop.
My friend told me to 'eat me in' after I ruined his birthday.
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When you want to throw up because someone is being a total a***.
She said 'eat me in' when my brother called her a f***ing f***.
He told me to 'eat me in' because I ate his last donut.
My teacher said 'eat me in' after I drew on the classroom walls.
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A legendary insult from the 70s that was so f***ing good they turned a car into a cake and wrote 'eat me in' on it.
My brother used 'eat me in' on his crush at the school dance.
She said 'eat me in' when her brother stole her phone.
He used 'eat me in' on his teacher because he forgot his homework.
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When you're so f***ed off you say 'eat me in' like you're the king of the castle and they're the peasants.
I said 'eat me in' when my crush called me a f***ing f***.
He said 'eat me in' when his brother stole his last burger.
She yelled 'eat me in' because I called her a f***ing f***.
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When you go down on someone harder than Donkey Kong hits the buttons.
She said 'eat me in' after I called her a f***ing f***.
He said 'eat me in' because I stole his last pizza.
I yelled 'eat me in' when my brother called me a lousy student.
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