Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting completely trashed or getting your stuff taken by some guy who thinks he’s tough.

My cousin got eat mans when some guy at the bar stole his wallet and left him with a hangover.

I got eat mans when my brother lost his phone and his pants in one night.

My friend got eat mans when he got robbed by a guy who looked like a lost puppy.

2

A person who likes to rip people apart and eat them, especially if they’re mean or annoying.

That teacher is like a man-eating monster who eats the worst students first.

My brother’s dog is a man-eating beast who chews up my homework.

That guy in the park is a man-eating lunatic who eats tourists for breakfast.

3

A girl who loves to steal your man, sleep with him, and then throw him out like trash.

My friend got eaten by her ex because he cheated on her with her best friend.

That girl stole my cousin’s man and left him with a broken heart.

My sister got eaten by her boyfriend’s ex and now she’s mad.

4

Tossing salad and licking a guy’s butt hole like it’s a fountain of deliciousness.

My friend got eat mans when she tossed salad and licked a guy’s butt hole at the party.

I saw my uncle do eat mans at the restaurant and it was disgusting.

My cousin got eat mans when she tossed salad and licked the guy’s butt hole at the wedding.

5

A crazy bunny that was made in a class to eat people who were annoying, and later got a whole story made about it.

That bunny ate my brother and his friend at the park.

My teacher told us about the man-eating bunny who ate the whole class.

That bunny was so evil it ate my mom’s neighbor and his cat.

6

A woman’s private part that loves to have sex with any guy it can get its hands on.

That girl’s pussy ate my brother and left him with a broken heart.

My friend’s pussy ate my cousin and left him speechless.

That woman’s pussy ate my neighbor and he never came back.

7

A tiny hamster that loves to chew up people like they’re just snacks.

My brother got eaten by a hamster and it was hilarious.

That hamster ate my cousin’s foot and now he walks funny.

My friend’s hamster ate his homework and his mom was mad.