eat make-up

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They look good, but when they open their mouth, it's like a sewage plant exploded. Make them eat make-up so they can look good and shut up at the same time.

My cousin looked like a model until she started talking about her cat's opinions.

That girl had perfect skin until she said 'I literally died in this class.'

He had a nice beard, but when he said 'I don't do relationships, I do vibes,' I wanted to throw him in a blender.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

They might have a face worth framing, but their brain is full of garbage. Make them eat make-up so they can look nice and be nice at the same time.

My mom looked like a movie star, but she said 'I don't know why I'm still single, I'm perfect.'

That guy had a perfect smile, but he said 'I didn't fail, I just didn't try.'

She looked like a queen, but she said 'I literally cried in this math test.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

They might be a sight to see, but when they start talking, they’re like a broken toaster. Make them eat make-up so they can look good and not burn your ears.

My neighbor was like a celebrity, but she said 'I didn't get a promotion, I got a demotion.'

That guy had a perfect hairstyle, but he said 'I didn't fail, I just didn't try.'

She looked like a goddess, but she said 'I literally died during that presentation.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago