Eat Like a Roman

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When you stuff your face so full of deliciousness you feel like a contented pig who just got fed by a fat chef who loves you.

I ate like a Roman after my grandma’s lasagna hit me like a truck.

That pizza was so good, I ate like a Roman and then cried because my stomach hurt.

He ate like a Roman at the buffet and now he’s paying for a taxi ride because he can’t walk.

You eat so much good food, you feel like a happy dog who just got a bone and a treat, but then you regret it.

She ate like a Roman after the birthday cake and the ice cream and the cookies.

At the buffet, he ate like a Roman and now he’s stuck in the bathroom.

After that big meal, he ate like a Roman and then said, ‘I think I’m going to die.’

When you eat so much good stuff you feel like a king who just won a feast, but your stomach is now a prison for your food.

He ate like a Roman after the barbecue and now he’s bloated like a balloon.

She ate like a Roman at the restaurant and left with a food baby.

After that huge dinner, he ate like a Roman and couldn’t fit into his pants.

You eat so much good food you feel like a happy angel, but then your stomach turns into a war zone.

I ate like a Roman after that dessert and now my stomach is screaming at me.

At the party, she ate like a Roman and then threw up in the garden.

He ate like a Roman at the buffet and now he’s walking like a robot.

You eat so much good food that your happiness turns into a belly ache and you wish you were dead.

After that big meal, he ate like a Roman and then said, ‘I wish I was a ghost.’

She ate like a Roman and now she’s sitting on the couch like a sad potato.

He ate like a Roman at the family dinner and now he’s stuck in the bathroom with his brother.