Eat kelp

I tried to eat kelp and it felt like my tongue was on fire.

My dog ate kelp and now he's screaming in the backyard.

My mom said eat kelp and I almost cried.

I ate kelp for breakfast and my whole day went to hell.

My friend ate kelp and now he's whispering secrets to the ceiling.

I tried to eat kelp and my nose started running like a river.

My teacher told me to eat kelp and I wanted to die.

I ate kelp and my brother laughed so hard he fell off the couch.

I tried to eat kelp and my cat ran away screaming.