eat kek

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Telling someone to go fuck themselves and eat a cake so hard their face turns into a donut. Used when you're too lazy to argue but still want to be a huge asshole.
Bro, I didn't even do anything. Eat kek and die.
Why are you mad at me? Just eat kek and stop being a crybaby.
Your mom called. She said to eat kek and stop embarrassing her.
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Literally telling someone to go eat cake. But not just any cake. It's the cake that makes your teeth fall out and your brain taste like sprinkles.
Your face is so ugly, I'm telling you to eat kek and forget about life.
If you don't shut up, I'll tell you to eat kek and you'll cry.
Your chicken nuggets are soggy. Eat kek and be happy.
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