Eat it or fuck it

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A game where someone throws a random thing at you and you have to pick if you'd rather eat it or fuck it. No mercy. No pity. Just pure chaos.
Bro, I'd rather eat a sock than fuck your mom's cousin.
Would you rather eat a rat or fuck a zombie? I pick the rat.
I'd eat a whole pizza before I fuck your ugly face.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you finish a meal so fast you drop your fork and immediately go find someone to fuck.
I ate that burger so fast I ran out and fucked my neighbor.
Finished my soup and went to the park to fuck a tree.
Ate my whole plate and then fucked my dog.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A real-life hell spot where people who are already terrible get even worse. Meet your enemy there and watch them cry.
I told my ex to meet me at Eat Shit and Fuck You. He cried.
My mom went there and came back with a bad hair day.
My brother met his nemesis there and lost a bet.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The worst kind of insult. It’s like getting called a farty chicken and then being told you’re ugly.
He called me the ultimate disrespect. I cried.
She said I was the ultimate disrespect. I threw my phone.
I got called the ultimate disrespect. I ran away.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A loud, angry phrase used when you don’t care who hears you. It’s like screaming in a quiet library.
He yelled ‘Eat it or fuck it’ in the library. The librarian cried.
She said ‘Eat it or fuck it’ in the mall. People stared.
I yelled it in my mom’s face. She gave me a time-out.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A way to tell someone to go away. It’s like kicking them out of your house and telling them to never come back.
He told me to ‘Fuck off’ and I left.
She said ‘Piss off’ and I walked away.
I got told to ‘Fuck off’ and I threw my shoes.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A mean way to tell someone they’re not welcome. It’s like telling your friend they’re the worst and then throwing them out.
He said ‘Fuck off’ and I got thrown out.
She told me to ‘Piss off’ and I left.
I got told to ‘Fuck off’ and I cried.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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