Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Eating it like groceries is when you dig your face into someone's butt so deep, you think you're at the bottom of a discount aisle.

I ate his ass like it was a sale on snacks.

She ate my butt like I was the last bag of chips.

He ate her butt like it was a free sample.

2

Eating it like groceries means you're licking someone's butt like it's a bag of chips you can't resist.

I ate her ass like it was the only snack left.

He ate my butt like I was a candy bar.

She ate his ass like it was a big ol' pizza.

3

Eating it like groceries is when you go in for the butt like it's the best deal in the store.

She ate his butt like it was the last item on clearance.

I ate her butt like it was the best deal ever.

He ate my butt like it was the cheapest thing in the store.

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Eating it like groceries is when you eat someone's butt so fast, you're like a hungry kid at a buffet.

She ate his ass like it was the last burger at the buffet.

I ate her butt like I was starving.

He ate my butt like it was the first item on the menu.

5

Eating it like groceries is when you go for the butt like it's the most delicious snack ever.

I ate her butt like it was the best snack in the world.

She ate his ass like it was a snack bar.

He ate my butt like it was a full meal.

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Eating it like groceries is when you eat someone's butt like it's a full grocery cart of junk food.

She ate his ass like it was a grocery cart full of candy.

I ate her butt like it was the entire snack aisle.

He ate my butt like it was a full cart of junk.