Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a girl with a mouth full of metal is riding your junk like it's the last donut at the bakery

She leaned in and said 'I'm going to eat your brain, baby' while grinding on my cock

Her braces made my cock feel like it was in a meat grinder

She was sucking my cock so hard I thought I was going to lose my voice

2

When you use your tongue like a vacuum cleaner on a girl's snatch until she screams like a banshee

He flicked his tongue like a madman and she came like a tsunami

He stuck his tongue so deep I thought she was going to swallow it

He licked her like a dog licking a bone and she was screaming like a kid who lost their favorite toy

3

When you put your mouth on a girl's snatch and make it do the cha-cha

He put his mouth on her and made her cum like a cat chasing a laser

He ate her out so good she was dancing in her head

He gave her a blow job and she was singing in the shower the next day

4

When you make a girl look so good she thinks she’s winning a beauty contest

He made her look so good she thought she was going to win the lottery

She looked like a goddess after he did her face

He did her hair so good she was walking around like she owned the place

5

On November 27th, it's the day where you get to eat her out like it's your birthday and she's your best friend

He told her 'Today is your birthday, and I’m your best friend, so I'm eating your out'

He said 'Happy Lick Day, baby, I'm going to make you cum like it's your birthday'

He said 'November 27th is my favorite day because it means I get to eat your out all day'

6

When you go in for the kill and eat that snatch like it's the last taco at the buffet

He ate her out so hard she thought she was going to pass out

He said 'This is the last taco, and I'm going to eat it all'

He ate that pussy like it was the last donut and he was the only one left

7

June 25th is the day everyone gets to eat a girl's snatch like it's free pizza night

He said 'Today is free pizza night, and I'm eating your out'

He told her 'June 25th is my favorite day because it means I get free pizza and free pussy'

He said 'Today is free pizza night, and I'm going to eat your out like it's the last slice'