Eat it from the side!

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You yell this at guys when they're shoving a sausage or hoagie like it's the last piece of pizza on Earth and they're the only one who can eat it. You're telling them to stop acting like a fag.
Bro, you're eating that hot dog like it's your ex.
Dude, that bratwurst is your new boyfriend.
You're not eating that sausage. You're dating it.
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You scream this at a guy when he's chomping down on a long, meaty food like he's trying to impress the whole lunch table. You're basically telling him to stop being a meat-loving faggot.
He's eating that sub like it's his life partner.
That guy's eating that frankfurter like it's his soulmate.
He's not eating that hot dog. He's proposing to it.
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You say this to guys when they're stuffing their face with a long, juicy food item and looking like they're about to cry because it's so good. You're basically telling them to stop being such a meaty fag.
He's eating that sausage like it's the last one on Earth.
That guy's eating that hoagie like it's his final meal.
He's not eating that meat. He's mourning it.
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