Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You can eat chocolate nonstop on the 29th of October until your brain melts

I ate 12 chocolates on October 29th and my brain is now a chocolate factory

My sister turned into a chocolate bar on October 29th

I ate so much chocolate I became a walking candy cane

2

You eat every single bag of dicks and then you eat the whole bag of dicks twice

I ate three bags of dicks and then I ate the same one again

He ate the whole bag of dicks and then threw it at me

I ate every single bag of dicks and then I cried

3

You scream so loud at someone you’re mad at that you eat your own face

I screamed so loud at my mom I ate my own face

He yelled so much at me I had to eat my own tongue

She yelled at me so hard I ate my entire head

4

On April 11th, you eat every furry you see until they cry

I ate 10 furries on April 11th and they all cried

He saw a furry and ate it so fast it screamed

I ate every furry in the room and they all ran away

5

You eat all of my beans and then you throw them at me like I’m your enemy

He ate all my beans and threw them in my face

She ate my beans and then kicked me

I ate all his beans and then I turned into a bean monster

6

Your boyfriend is telling you to eat everything you see because he thinks you're a monster

My boyfriend texted me ‘Eat it all’ and I ate a whole pizza

He told me to eat it all and I ate his face

He said ‘Eat it all’ and I ate the whole restaurant