Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

lying so much your face smells like horse poop

My mom said I was going to college. That was a lie. She said I was going to horse camp.

He told me he had a million dollars. I know he has a million problems.

She said she'd never cheat again. Then she cheated on my dad.

2

when you make up stories so bad they could make a horse cry

I told my teacher I was sick because my cat died. My cat is fine and I'm not.

He said he won the lottery. I saw him eating ramen.

She said she met a prince. He was wearing a hat and had a bad tan.

3

a way to tell a lie so bad it makes your nose smell like manure

I told my friend I was a superhero. I tripped over my dog.

He said he was rich. He borrowed my lunch money.

She said she could fly. She fell off the couch.

4

making up stories that are worse than watching your uncle eat a sock

I told my teacher I had a pet dragon. It was just a hamster wearing a hat.

He said he was a pirate. He got lost in the hallway.

She said she could talk to ghosts. They just said 'hello'.

5

telling such a stupid lie it could make a horse laugh

I told my mom I was going to a party. I was just eating cereal in my pajamas.

He said he was a rock star. He played the kazoo in the park.

She said she was a queen. She spilled soup on her crown.

6

a fake story so bad it could make your dog roll in horse poop

I told my friend I had a spaceship. It was just my skateboard.

He said he was a wizard. He turned my homework into a pile of crayons.

She said she was a chef. She burned my toast.