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when a girl is so hot she makes your brain melt like a popsicle in July.

I saw her at the gas station and I forgot how to walk.

He texted me 'I just saw her and my dog got a boner.'

She walked by and my phone died from trying to take a picture.

when a girl is so good looking you’d beg her to let you lick her toes for a snack.

I asked for a sandwich and she gave me a standing ovation.

He tried to flirt and got a detention.

She smiled and my mom cried.

when a girl is so attractive you’d punch a cop to get a selfie with her.

I got arrested for waving at her.

He took a picture and got a ticket.

She blinked and I fainted.