Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You give her a tongue bath down there until she's screaming your name like a mad person.

Bro, I ate her out so hard she screamed like a banshee.

My girlfriend was moaning like a fat cat after I gave her a tongue bath.

I gave her a tongue bath and she fainted. I think she had a heart attack.

2

You tease her until she’s begging you to go down there and then you make her cum so hard she thinks she’s gonna die.

I teased her until she was begging me to eat her out. Then I made her cum so hard she almost died.

She was begging me to eat her out, and I didn’t disappoint. She screamed like a baby.

I teased her until she was begging for mercy, and then I made her cum so hard she cried.

3

You go down there and lick her like she’s the last piece of pizza on the plate.

I ate her out like she was the last piece of pizza on the plate.

She was the last piece of pizza and I ate her out like I was starving.

I went down there and licked her like she was the last slice of pizza.

4

On May 27th, you eat her out instead of being a lazy cat.

On May 27th, I ate her out instead of being a lazy cat.

Don’t be a lazy cat on May 27th, eat her out.

I was a lazy cat until May 27th, then I ate her out.

5

On October 25th, you eat her out instead of being a lazy cat.

On October 25th, I ate her out instead of being a lazy cat.

Don’t be a lazy cat on October 25th, eat her out.

I turned from a lazy cat to a monster on October 25th.

6

On April 14th, you eat her out instead of being a lazy cat.

On April 14th, I ate her out instead of being a lazy cat.

April 14th, I gave her a tongue bath like it was my birthday.

I ate her out on April 14th because I was not a lazy cat.

7

You eat her out until she’s bleeding and screaming like a madman.

I ate her out until she was bleeding and screaming like a madman.

She was bleeding and screaming like a madman after I ate her out.

I ate her out so hard she was bleeding and screaming like a madman.