Eat hand

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You take a bite of someone else’s food like it’s your own and you act like you’re not a greedy, selfish, food-stealing piece of trash.

Bro I ate the last slice of pizza and it was your order

I took the whole bag of chips and now I’m eating them in the middle of your living room

I took the last burger and now I’m eating it like it’s a trophy

You’re obsessed with Tsukishima’s hands and you’re basically saying you’ll chew them up if he doesn’t give you attention.

I eat his hands if he doesn’t text me back

I’ll chew his hands if he doesn’t call me

I eat his hands if he doesn’t look at me

You’re just like me, you’re not cool, you’re not smart, and you’re not even worth talking to.

Me too, I’m also not cool

Yeah, I’m also not worth your time

Same, I’m just a loser

You’re my bro and I swear if you don’t stop talking I’m going to throw up on you.

Me too bro, I’m so tired of this conversation

Yeah bro, I’m ready to die

Same bro, I’m about to pass out

He’s a total slut, he gets a lot of girls, and he eats out so much he leaves condoms in his car like it’s a trash can.

He eats out in his car and leaves condoms everywhere

He eats out and leaves condoms in his car like a mess

He’s got so many condoms in his car it looks like a junkyard