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Going outside to escape the internet. Like a rat leaving a sewer. Popular with some dumb kids on Reddit and Twitter who think ‘touching grass’ is too nice for them.
Bro, I'm eating grass because this Twitter thread is making me vomit.
I'm going outside to escape the horror of this group chat.
I'm leaving the internet because this guy just said ‘hello’ 10 times.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you don’t know what you want and don’t care.
I don’t know what I want. I eat grass.
This is my favorite part of the day. I eat grass.
I don’t know why I’m here. I eat grass.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A weird way to ask someone to kiss you. You put a piece of grass in your mouth and hope they do the same. It’s like a weird game of French kiss roulette.
I asked her to eat grass and she kissed me like I was her new best friend.
He put a piece of grass in his mouth and I just knew what was coming next.
I tried eating grass and he just stared at me like I was a total loser.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you get tackled so hard, you fall face first on the ground and start eating grass like it’s the last thing you’ll ever do.
I got tackled so hard, I started eating grass like it was my new job.
He hit the ground like a sack of potatoes and started eating grass.
She got bodied and now she’s eating grass like it’s her new hobby.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Calling someone a fool. Like telling them they’re so dumb, they should just eat grass and be done with it.
You’re so dumb, you should just eat grass and be done with it.
I’m not even mad. I just eat grass and walk away.
He did something so stupid, I told him to eat grass and leave me alone.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you kick someone’s butt so hard, they land in a field with cows. They have no choice but to eat grass like it’s the only way to survive.
I kicked his ass so hard, he landed in a field with cows and started eating grass.
She got sent flying into a pasture and now she’s eating grass like it’s her new life.
He ran into a field with cows and now he’s just eating grass like it’s a full-time job.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The cheapest, dirtiest form of bribes. Like taking free coffee and turning a blind eye to crimes. It’s like stealing snacks from the lunch table.
He took free coffee and ignored the crime like it was nothing.
She took a sandwich and let the guy get away with murder.
He kept stolen goods and didn’t say a word. That’s just eating grass.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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