eat frog

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To eat frog is to stick your face in a woman's snatch and use her thighs as earphones while she screams your name.

My cousin ate frog at the party and didn't stop screaming for 10 minutes.

He ate frog in the back of the bus and the whole class heard her.

My mom ate frog and my dad had to drive her home.

Eat frog is when you tackle your biggest, nastiest task first so you can be lazy the rest of the day and still feel like a king.

I ate frog this morning and finished my homework in 10 minutes.

She ate frog and got her math test done before lunch.

He ate frog and didn't even do his chores.

To eat frog is to go down on a woman so hard she's begging you to stop, and she's screaming like she's been tortured.

He ate frog and she screamed so loud the neighbors called the police.

My brother ate frog and my sister had to leave the room.

She ate frog and her boyfriend was crying from laughter.

Eat frog is when you're so happy you're brain-dead and all you can say is 'frogs eat moths' and you don't even know why.

I ate frog after getting a 100 on my test and just kept repeating 'frogs eat moths'.

She ate frog after winning the game and forgot how to speak.

He ate frog and his friends had to drag him out of the room.

To eat frog is when you're so hungry you could eat a frog, and you really mean it, like you're going to find a frog and eat it.

I ate frog and went straight to the kitchen for a sandwich.

He ate frog and tried to eat my brother's lunch.

She ate frog and said she'd eat a frog if she had one.

Eat frog is when someone is so dumb and annoying they’re like a frog stuck in your face and you just want them to go away.

My friend ate frog and kept talking about frogs all day.

He ate frog and wouldn't stop making bad jokes.

She ate frog and I had to leave the room.