eat fresh

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when a girl sucks your cock like it’s the last hot dog on the planet and it’s wrapped in a Subway bun that tasted like regret

I just got my lunch and my life.

She sucked me so hard I thought I was gonna get a free soda.

That Subway bun was the only thing saving me from embarrassment.

two people jacking each other off in the back of a car while a third person stares through a wrapper like it’s a portal to hell

I watched my best friend’s face melt from the sandwich wrapper vision.

They were jerking off like it was the last day of school.

The wrapper had holes like a prison.

you come outta the shower and your ass smells so good it’s like you just ate a whole bag of chips and a taco

My coochie was so fresh I could’ve sold it at the flea market.

I walked in and my roommate asked if I was a snack.

That smell was stronger than my aunt’s perfume.