eat food ho

You throw a fireball. They block it. You throw a star. They block it. You throw a tomato. They block it. You're like 'what even is this?'

They block your attacks like you're a kid who just learned how to throw a punch.

You throw a whole pizza at them. They block it. You're like 'you're eating the food and I'm the one who's hungry.'

You're trying to win the match. They're just sitting there eating the food like it's their last meal.

They're eating the food so fast you think they're about to explode.

You throw a punch. They don't even flinch. They're too busy eating the food.

You're trying to beat them. They block every single thing you throw. Then they randomly throw a banana at you.

They're blocking your attacks like you're not even worth the effort. Then they randomly do a backflip.

They block everything you throw at them. Then they randomly start singing a song.

You throw a punch. They block it. You throw a kick. They block it. Then they randomly start talking to themselves.

They block everything you throw. Then they randomly throw a shoe at you.

They block your attacks like you're not even trying. Then they randomly start dancing.

You throw a fireball. They block it. You throw a star. They block it. You throw a sword. They block it. They're like 'I'm not even tired yet.'

They block your attacks like you're not even trying. They still want to play games.

You throw a whole cake at them. They block it. You're like 'how are you still standing?'