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Chow down like you're trying to beat a guy to death with a sandwich
I ate so much pizza I could've fought off a gang of bitches
He ate like a fat kid who just won a bet
I ate until my pants were screaming for mercy
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Selling drugs like a thief in the night, but with more drama and fewer pants
She sold drugs in the mall like it was a warzone
He sold weed on someone else's turf and got caught by a cop who looked like a tired dad
He sold drugs so fast, the cop just sighed and went home
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Some kind of gross, weird, probably illegal sex thing that makes you question your life choices
They did something weird in the back of a car and now I’m confused
He did something to her and now she won’t stop talking about it
They had some kind of weird love thing and now I’m out of my mind
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Netflix and chill, but she's doing the work and you're just sitting there like a lazy potato
He watched Netflix while she sucked him off like it was her job
He was so lazy he didn’t even move
She worked like a dog while he just sat there like a fat kid
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This guy thinks he’s the king of the bitches and Ella is just his little sidekick
He thinks he's the king of the bitches and Ella is his sidekick
He acts like he’s the best thing since sliced bread
He thinks he’s the main character and we’re just extras
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You get to eat all day, every day, like it’s your birthday and also your anniversary and also your best friend’s birthday
I ate like it was Christmas, my birthday, and my best friend's birthday all in one
He ate like he had a million birthdays
She ate like she was celebrating the end of the world
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A Jamaican way of saying you’re getting by, making money, and living your best life with no regard for anyone else
He eats like he’s got money and doesn’t care about anyone else
She foods like she’s the queen of the world and we’re just peasants
He foods like he’s rich and we’re all just background noise
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