eat-ffair

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A smelly love story where the only thing shared is food and bad decisions.

My ex and I had an eat-ffair. We ate pizza every night. Now I have a belly and a broken heart.

They met at a buffet. Now they're in love and still fighting over the last chicken leg.

My mom's eat-ffair with the mailman started with soup and ended with a divorce.

When two people are too lazy to flirt, so they just eat together and pretend it means something.

They've been eating lunch together for two years. No one knows why. It's like a silent war.

He asked her out. She said, 'I'll think about it. Let's just eat first.' That was six months ago.

They're not dating. They're just eating. It's the same thing.

A fancy way of saying two people are stuck together because they both love carbs.

They're not married. They're just carb-fiancés. It's a strong bond.

She brought him cookies. He brought her fries. Now they're in love.

They eat every day. They're like a married couple but with more grease.

A relationship where the only thing that's ever said is 'pass the salt.'

He said, 'I love you.' She said, 'Pass the salt.' That was their whole relationship.

They've been dating for a year. They've only said three sentences. Both about food.

They're not in love. They're just in a restaurant.

When you're too full to care about love, but you still end up with a heartbreak and a food coma.

She ate so much cake during their eat-ffair, she passed out. He didn't even notice.

He proposed with a burger. She said yes. Then she ate it all.

They broke up over a missing napkin. Now they're both in the hospital from overeating.

A love story that smells like takeout and regret.

They met at a noodle bar. Now they're still eating noodles and still fighting.

She dumped him. He brought her a taco. Now they're back together. It's a mess.

He cheated with a pizza. She cheated with a drink. Now they're both heartbroken and drunk.