Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To slobbery kiss someone like a dog licking a butt. All tongue and no finesse.

My mom and her boyfriend eat face at the mall food court like it's the final battle.

I tried to eat face with my crush and just looked like a raccoon with a mouth.

At the party, my cousin ate face with a guy and it was like a wrestling match.

2

To wipe the floor with someone so hard, they’re left with nothing but dust and a broken ego.

That guy beat me at chess and said, 'I eat face every day.'

My brother ate face at the football game and I had to hide my face in my hands.

She eat face me in the game and I felt like a baby.

3

To trip so hard on acid you think the sky is throwing confetti and your brain is on fire.

I took acid and ate face so bad I thought my dog was a dragon.

My friend ate face and started talking to the ceiling like it was his ex.

At the rave, I ate face and danced with my own shadow.

4

To crash into the snow so hard you get a mouth full of slush and feel like a pancake.

I ate face on the snowboard and my teeth were covered in slush.

My brother ate face and his face looked like a snow cone.

I ate face and my mouth felt like it was full of ice cream.

5

To slurp another person’s lips like they’re a soda straw and you’re dying of thirst.

At the concert, my friend ate face with his crush like it was a food fight.

I ate face with my sister and it was like a slap fight.

He ate face with his girlfriend and I had to walk away.

6

To go crazy on bathsalts and start gnawing someone’s face like they’re a snack.

I ate face on bathsalts and my neighbor thought I was a zombie.

My friend ate face and tried to eat my face too.

I ate face at the park and people ran away like I was a monster.

7

To sniff bathsalts and start eating someone’s face like you’re a monster from a horror movie.

I ate face on bathsalts and my face looked like a clown.

She ate face and tried to eat my nose.

We ate face and it was like a monster movie.