eat-ems

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A fancy word for snacks that you stuff in your face like a hungry raccoon.

"Man, these chips are eat-ems! I’m gonna eat them all!", Jake, 2nd grade

"I don’t eat food. I eat eat-ems.", My cousin at a buffet

"Eat-ems? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’m gonna stuff my face.", My mom at a pizza place

When you’re so hungry you eat everything in sight like a feral pig on a rampage.

"I ate all the eat-ems. Now I’m gonna eat the plates too.", My brother after dinner

"That kid ate all the eat-ems and still asked for seconds.", My teacher

"She ate all the eat-ems and didn’t even blink.", My friend’s mom

A movie where a wild man yells ‘yum yum, eat’em up’ and kids think he’s their uncle, but he’s just a weird guy who loves candy.

"That movie was so weird. The wild man just kept saying ‘yum yum, eat’em up’ like he was a madman.", My friend

"I watched that movie and still don’t know who the uncle was.", My brother

"That wild man was a mess. He ate all the candy and then yelled at the kids.", My cousin

The logo of pringles, which looks like a fancy chip manufacturer that also has a loud mouth.

"The pringles logo is just a fancy way of saying ‘eat’em up.’", My friend

"That pringles logo is louder than my brother at breakfast.", My sister

"I think the pringles logo is just a loud chip manufacturer.", My uncle

A stupid movie where a guy just remade another stupid movie and added a lot of unnecessary nonsense.

"That movie was just a stupid remake of another stupid movie.", My friend

"Beat Em N Eat Em was just a stupid version of Philly Flasher.", My cousin

"I watched that movie and it was just a waste of my time.", My brother

A giant teacher who eats so much he looks like he’s about to explode and then gets mad at germs like they personally insulted him.

"That teacher is so big he looks like he’s gonna eat the whole classroom.", My friend

"He eats so much he’s like a walking food machine.", My sister

"That teacher got mad at a germ like it was his ex.", My brother

A sickness where you’re so full you take a massive dump in a tupperware and leave it in the fridge like it’s your second home.

"I got that sickness and dumped my lunch in the tupperware.", My friend

"That kid dumped his whole meal in the tupperware and left it in the fridge.", My teacher

"I’ve got that sickness and I left my tupperware in the fridge like it was my house.", My cousin