Eat em up

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When you stuff your face so full you look like a fat squirrel with a sandwich stuck in its tail.

I ate em up so fast I forgot how to breathe.

My mom said I looked like a garbage can after I ate em up.

I ate em up and my pants fell down.

That dumb chant from a guy who looked like a raccoon in a jungle and thought he was a king.

That wild man said 'yum yum, eat'em up!' like he was the king of snacks.

The raccoon man screamed 'eat'em up!' until I wanted to punch him.

That guy kept yelling 'eat'em up!' like it was a battle cry.

A teacher who eats like a pig and wipes his butt with a tissue because he’s too germophobic to touch anything.

My teacher ate em up like he was fighting a food war.

He eats em up and uses tissues like they’re money.

That teacher eats em up and is terrified of germs.