Eat, Eater, Eating

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A gross verb usually done by a woman near a pool or beach when her butt cheeks swallow her butt and her thong like it's the last meal before a long vacation.
My cousin ate her thong in front of my uncle. He fainted.
She ate her bathing suit like it was a snack.
At the pool, she ate her thong so hard, the lifeguard yelled at her.
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When a woman eats her butt and her thong like it's the only thing left to eat in the world, usually near water.
I saw her eating her thong at the beach. It was like a horror movie.
She ate her suit so fast, I thought she was trying to win a race.
Her thong was the only thing left, and she ate it like it was a pizza.
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The act of a woman swallowing her butt and thong like it's the most delicious thing ever, usually at the most inconvenient time.
She ate her thong during a Zoom call. It was awkward.
He walked in on her eating her butt. He ran out.
At the pool party, she ate her suit like she was a monster.
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