EAT DIS CULO

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You just got roasted so hard your face looks like a burnt taco.

My cousin said that to me after I failed the math test.

My friend texted me that after I ate the last slice of pizza.

My mom yelled that at me when I spilled soda on her new dress.

You just got called a meatball and your dignity is now on the floor.

My little brother said that when I tripped in front of the whole class.

My boss texted me that after I messed up the report.

My girlfriend DM'd me that when I forgot our anniversary.

You just got the worst insult of your life, and it smells like old spaghetti.

My uncle said that when I wore my socks to bed again.

My neighbor yelled that at me when I left my trash outside.

My teacher wrote that on my paper when I didn't do my homework.