eat dirt

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You yell 'eat dirt' at someone when you're mad enough to punch a wall. It's like giving them a slap in the face with a bag of trash.

'You just insulted my mom!' I screamed. 'Eat dirt!' I yelled, and he ran away.

At the bus stop, I told my annoying friend, 'Eat dirt, or I'll make you eat dirt.'

My brother took my last cookie. I said, 'Eat dirt, and stay there.'

You eat dirt when you crash into the ground like a pile of broken bricks. It's not pretty, and it hurts.

I tripped over my dog and face-planted the sidewalk. Eat dirt, baby.

He fell into the mud like a sack of potatoes. Eat dirt, he did.

She ran into the wall and came out looking like a pancake. Eat dirt, indeed.

You say 'eat dirt' when someone is giving you a headache. It's like whispering 'I'm gonna kill you' in a sweet voice.

My teacher kept talking. I said, 'Eat dirt, or I'll eat your dirt.'

He was annoying me. I said, 'Eat dirt, or I'll come over there and eat dirt with you.'

I was in a mood. I told my friend, 'Eat dirt, and I'll eat dirt with you.'

Edd tricks Ed by telling him to eat dirt when he's being a total doofus. It's like a prank that's also a slap on the wrist.

Edd told Ed to eat dirt, and Ed did it. Classic Edd.

Ed messed up the plan. Edd told him to eat dirt. Ed ate dirt.

Edd said, 'Eat dirt, Ed!' and Ed ate dirt. No one was surprised.

You fall on your face like you're trying to make a new shape. You might even look like a flat tire.

He tripped and hit the ground like a brick. Eat dirt, he did.

She went face-first into the floor. Eat dirt, she did.

I fell flat on my face. Eat dirt, I did.

You tell someone to eat dirt when they do something small and annoying. It's like giving them a tiny slap with a feather.

He took my pencil. I told him to eat dirt. He didn't even flinch.

She borrowed my pen and didn't return it. I told her to eat dirt.

My friend took my snack. I said, 'Eat dirt, or I'll eat your dirt.'

When you tell someone to eat dirt, you're basically saying, 'Leave me alone, or I'll make you eat dirt.'

I told him to eat dirt. He didn't leave. So I told him to eat dirt again.

She kept bugging me. I told her to eat dirt. She left.

He was annoying. I said, 'Eat dirt, and leave me alone.'