Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl who still has her cherry, but likes to suck on crayons after dinner, especially if they come with cream.

My cousin eats crayons like it's her job.

She said she eats crayons 'for the vibes'... I don't know what that means.

She eats crayons and says it's 'a spiritual experience'... I just think she's weird.

2

A guy who is so clueless and dumb, you think he actually eats crayons for fun.

This guy is so dumb, he must eat crayons for brainpower.

He failed math and eats crayons... I don't know what that means.

He said he eats crayons because 'it makes him happy'... I just think he's an idiot.

3

A cool photo site made by a girl named Rachel in 2007. It's like a fancy Instagram, but with more cool pictures.

Rachel made this site, and it's rad.

I use this site for my photos, and it's awesome.

This site is cool, and it's made by a girl... who's awesome.

4

A guy who can't take a hint, and thinks showing off his junk in front of random women is the best idea ever.

This guy shows off his junk in front of random women... and thinks it's cool.

He jacks off in front of women like it's a party.

He thinks showing off his junk is a turn-on... and it's not.

5

A weirdo you hate, or someone who bugs you all day. They look like a parrot and act like one too.

That psycho is like a parrot... and it's annoying.

He bugs me all day like a parrot... and I hate it.

She looks like a parrot and acts like one... and I hate her.

6

A group of people who took down a big company by investing in a video game stock. They were mad at how the market was being rigged.

These people took down a big company... and it was awesome.

They invested in GameStop and changed the market... and I think they're cool.

They fought back against the big guys... and it was epic.

7

What your mom calls you every day. It means you're stupid, and she thinks you're an idiot.

My mom calls me a dumbass every day... and I hate it.

She says I'm a retard... and I'm not.

She calls me a dumbass... and I think she's annoying.