Eat chocolate day

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Today is the day to stuff your face with chocolate until you’re sick of it
I ate so much chocolate I threw up and then ate more
My dog ate my chocolate and now he’s high
I’m eating chocolate like it’s my last meal
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On October 29th, chocolate is the only thing that matters and you better eat it
I skipped school to eat chocolate
I ate chocolate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
I told my mom I’d rather die than stop eating chocolate
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You’re allowed to eat chocolate all day on October 29th and no one can stop you
I ate chocolate until my hands were sticky
I ate chocolate in the shower and got chocolate in my hair
I told my teacher to shut up and let me eat chocolate
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