Eat chocolate all day

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On October 29th, you get to eat chocolate all day because the universe gives you a free pass

I’m not going to work today. October 29th is my holy day of chocolate.

The doctor said I have a chocolate allergy. I’m eating chocolate all day anyway.

My boss said if I eat chocolate all day, I can skip meetings. I’m eating chocolate.

On October 29th, you get to eat chocolate nonstop like you’re getting paid to be a human candy bar

I’m getting paid in chocolate. October 29th is my paycheck day.

I told my mom I’m not coming home. I’m eating chocolate until I die.

I skipped my dinner. I’m saving my stomach for October 29th.

On October 29th, you get to eat chocolate all day like you’re the king of candy and the world is your snack bar

I’m the king of candy today. No one is touching my chocolate.

I told my friends I’m going to die from chocolate. I’m eating it anyway.

I skipped my job. I’m eating chocolate like it’s my full-time job.