Eat chips

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When you use one hand to type and the other to stuff your face with chips like a fat kid on a sugar high and it looks like you’re jacking off in public.
I was eating chips and typing at the same time, and my mom thought I was doing something dirty.
He was eating chips and typing like he was in a porn movie.
I was eating chips and typing so fast, my hand looked like it was doing the dirty deed.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you take one bite of chips and it hits you like a truck full of happiness and you forget everything else in the world.
That first bite of chips was so good, I forgot my ex existed.
I ate a chip and it was like a goddamn miracle.
That chip was so good, I didn’t even notice my dog ate my homework.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A secret mission given to you by the universe to jack off or eat chips in the most stealthy way possible.
I got a code name from the universe to eat chips in the middle of a meeting.
He had a code name for when he jacked off during class.
She was on a mission to eat chips and no one could stop her.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The dumbass who makes definitions on Urban Dictionary and thinks they’re the king of the world because they put lead paint chips in their mouth for fun.
That guy on Urban Dictionary is a lead-paint-chip-eating idiot.
She made a definition and thought she was the smartest person in the world.
He’s the dumbest person I’ve ever seen, and he eats paint chips for fun.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The worst kind of pain, like when you step on a nail with a chip in your shoe and your foot screams for mercy.
That chip hurt more than my math test.
I stepped on a chip and it felt like my foot was on fire.
That chip was the worst thing I’ve ever felt.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you give someone a blowjob so hard, it’s like you’re eating chips and they’re the most delicious thing ever.
That blowjob was so good, it felt like I was eating chips.
She gave me a blowjob that was like a chip feast.
He gave me a blowjob so good, I thought I was eating the best chips in the world.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When someone wants to kill you but can’t, so they make you eat chips for hours straight and your life becomes a chip-eating nightmare.
He wanted to kill me, but all he did was make me eat chips for six hours.
She couldn’t kill me, so she made me eat chips until I died.
That guy wanted me dead, but all he did was make me eat chips until my face turned red.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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