Eat children day

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Today you get to chow down on your little brothers sisters or cousins like they’re snack time
My mom said I had to eat my little brother because he was being annoying
My cousin got eaten by my uncle because he wouldn’t stop talking
I ate my sister’s sandwich and she cried
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It’s the day you turn your kids or siblings into dinner
My dad ate my brother because he forgot his homework
My sister ate my little brother’s goldfish
I had to eat my brother’s lunch because he was being a pain
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You get to stuff your face with your kids or siblings like they’re pizza
My brother ate my sister’s hair because he was mad
My mom ate my little brother because he wouldn’t stop screaming
I had to eat my brother’s homework and it was gross
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