Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

sticking a huge funnel up someones butt and shoving cereal and milk in there till its all gone and they scream like a baby

My cousin ate cereal like that and cried for an hour.

I did it to my brother and he still hasn't forgiven me.

My mom said I had to clean the funnel after that.

2

when you’re too high to care about anything and just laugh at everything

I ate cereal and smoked pot and laughed at my dog.

My friend got too high and ate cereal out of a bowl like it was a throne.

I ate cereal and smoked pot and called my teacher a f***ing donkey.

3

the only thing that makes you feel better when you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere with no internet and no life

I ate cereal and felt better when my Wi-Fi died.

My friend ate cereal and said it fixed her soul.

I ate cereal and it stopped me from crying in public.

4

only white people eat chex cereal because it’s the only thing that makes sense in the world

My black friend tried chex cereal and it confused him.

I told my cousin he was a fake if he didn’t eat chex cereal.

Only white people know what cereal is.

5

when your dad leaves and never brings back milk and you eat cereal with water because you’re heartbroken

My dad left and I ate cereal with water and cried.

I told my friend his dad left and he ate cereal with water.

My brother ate cereal with water and said it tasted like sadness.

6

eating poop and kids semen like it’s a breakfast meal

I ate poop and kids semen and said it was the best meal ever.

My friend ate poop and kids semen and threw up.

I told my sister to eat poop and kids semen and she cried.

7

every time someone eats smacks cereal slope, another person whispers in their ear 'yo te mate'

I ate smacks cereal and someone whispered 'yo te mate' in my ear.

My friend ate smacks cereal and got yelled at by a random person.

I told my brother to eat smacks cereal and he got whispered at.