eat cement

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Eat cement is like being Jesus but with a mouth full of dirt and a voice that sounds like a farty baby. He’s got power but also a lot of stupid stuff going on.

My dog ate cement and now he’s yelling at the mailman.

I tried to eat cement and I just got a mouthful of gravel and a headache.

My teacher said I was eating cement because I was being a loud, stupid mess.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Ooga booga is like the most powerful person ever but also the most annoying. He’s got god power but also a tiny brain and a loud mouth.

My cousin said he was ooga booga and then he cried because he couldn’t do math.

I told my mom I was ooga booga and she just laughed and said I was being a brat.

My friend tried to be ooga booga and fell out of his chair.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Eat cement is like being a god but also a mess. You can do cool stuff but you also talk like a confused kid who just got yelled at.

I ate cement and then I yelled at my brother for no reason.

My teacher said I was eating cement because I was being a loud, messy kid.

I tried to eat cement and it just made me feel like I had rocks in my mouth.

by Slangipedia 4d ago