Eat Cardboard

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When you take a hit of your grandma's homemade LSD that was slapped on cardboard like it was a curse from the devil.

My aunt took a hit and thought the cat was trying to speak Portuguese.

My cousin saw a ghost in the toaster and started yelling at it.

My uncle tried to dance with the ceiling fan and fell into the oven.

When you take a load of LSD that was cut on cardboard because the blotter ran out and your mom didn't care.

My brother thought the dog was a wizard and started giving it money.

My sister tried to fight the TV and lost.

My dad tried to ride the vacuum and got stuck.

When you take a hit of LSD that was poured on cardboard because you were too lazy to cut it properly and now your brain is on fire.

My cousin thought the fridge was singing and started dancing in the kitchen.

My brother tried to talk to the wall and got yelled at by it.

My sister started crying because the floor was being mean to her.