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Eat cakeshit is when you’re so stupid you think arguing is a real thing, and you get forced to swallow a cake and poop it out for being a brain-dead idiot.
I tried to talk about politics at the school debate, and they made me eat cakeshit for being a conservative.
My cousin got kicked out of the debate club for not liking abortion, and they made him eat cakeshit like it was a punishment.
I tried to debate with a group of liberals, and they made me eat cakeshit because I didn’t know what ‘cake’ meant.