Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to give a girl with a yeast infection a tongue bath that feels like a nightmare

My cousin ate bread and now she’s screaming in the shower.

He tried to eat bread and got yeasted like a pizza.

She said she’d eat bread if he paid her 10 bucks.

2

when you’re high as a kite because you just inhaled some weed like it was your last meal

I ate bread at lunch and I’ve been laughing at nothing since.

He ate bread and got kicked out of class for giggling at the teacher.

We ate bread in the bathroom and got caught by the principal.

3

a loud way to say 'you’re dead to me' and also a death threat

My mom said I had to eat bread after I stole her phone.

He ate bread right in front of me and I flipped.

She said I had to eat bread because I failed math.

4

when you tell someone they’re stupid and make them pay for it

My brother ate bread after he called my dog fat.

She ate bread because she said I was ugly.

He got breaded after he said my mom was a bad driver.

5

when you’re dancing like a lunatic to that dubstep beat

I ate bread in the hallway and the whole school heard me.

She ate bread during math class and got a detention.

He ate bread in the cafeteria and everyone started laughing.

6

when you kill yourself because a fish died from eating bread and now you’re dead too

I ate bread and my goldfish died and now I’m sad.

She ate bread and her fish exploded and she cried.

He ate bread and his fish turned into a zombie.

7

just shove it in your mouth like a savage

I ate bread and my face was full of bread like a monster.

He ate bread and his mouth was like a trash can.

She ate bread and her lips were covered in crumbs.