Eat booty december

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You spend the whole month of December shoving booty in your face like it’s your last meal

I ate so much booty this December, I’m gonna burst like a Christmas balloon

December is just a fancy name for my booty-eating phase

December is the only time I don’t care if the booty is expired

December is when you eat so much booty, your brain starts to taste like it

December is like a booty buffet and I’m the main course

I ate so much booty in December, my socks smell like a booty factory

December is when my mom says I’ve gone too far with the booty

December is the month you eat booty so much, you start to forget what it tastes like

By the end of December, I couldn’t tell if I was eating booty or my own regrets

December was so full of booty, I needed a second stomach

I ate so much booty in December, I started dreaming in crumbs