Eat boner

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An insult so strong it breaks the laws of nature and makes your brain explode. If you’ve ever eaten a boner, you’re a disgrace and can never use this word again.
My cousin called me a bone-eater after I said his mom was a fat cow.
My teacher said I was a bone-eater for talking back in class.
My dog called me a bone-eater for stealing his snack.
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A girl who’s so obsessed with dicks she’ll lick them and then rub her poop all over them like it’s a new toy.
My neighbor’s sister is a bone-eater and she licks every guy in the park.
My crush is a bone-eater and she even eats my brother’s boner.
My mom says I’m a bone-eater because I lick my dad’s boner in front of her.
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A double-asshole queer who’s so bad at being gay he makes everyone cry and wishes they were dead.
My dad says my uncle is a bone-eating shitwad and he cries every time he sees him.
My friend’s brother is a bone-eating shitwad and he even eats his own poop.
My teacher called me a bone-eating shitwad because I failed math and cried in front of the class.
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