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An eat bitch is a fat girl who eats like she’s been starving for a month. If you fuck her, you might get lucky, but you might also get stuck with her for life.
My mom is an eat bitch. She eats a whole pizza by herself and still complains about the price.
My cousin is an eat bitch. She eats like she's gonna die tomorrow.
My sister is an eat bitch. She eats so much, she looks like a meatball.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The kind of girl who takes you on a date, then sits there like a ghost, orders a salad, and talks like she’s whispering secrets to the waiter.
My date was an eat bitch. She sat there, ate her salad, and said nothing the whole time.
That girl at the restaurant was an eat bitch. She ate like she was on a diet and didn’t even look at me.
My girlfriend is an eat bitch. She eats salad like it’s the last meal on Earth.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Someone who eats ass, but the insult is so fake it’s like they’re eating a lie. Made up by B. J to mess with people’s heads.
My friend is an eat bitch. He eats ass like it’s his job, but he doesn’t even know what it means.
My brother is an eat bitch. He eats ass every day, but no one knows why.
My coworker is an eat bitch. She eats ass like it’s the best thing since sliced bread.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When your bitch is a lazy, slacking, skank who doesn’t even have dinner ready when you get home. She’s so lazy, she eats while she’s sleeping.
My girlfriend is an eat bitch. She didn’t even have dinner ready, and she was still eating.
My sister is an eat bitch. She’s so lazy, she eats while she’s taking a nap.
My mom is an eat bitch. She didn’t have dinner ready, and she was still eating.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A giant, pushy, stuffy woman who eats like she’s winning a competition. She eats Toscano sandwiches like they’re her life.
My aunt is an eat bitch. She eats Toscano sandwiches like it’s a sport.
My mom is an eat bitch. She eats Toscano sandwiches like it’s her job.
My neighbor is an eat bitch. She eats Toscano sandwiches like it’s her favorite hobby.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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What to say when someone is annoying the hell out of you. Say it in a calm, almost cheery voice, like you're about to explode.
I said ‘eat bitch’ to my brother because he was annoying me.
I said ‘eat bitch’ to my friend because he was talking too much.
I said ‘eat bitch’ to my mom because she was nagging me.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When your significant other won’t do something you want, so you’re stuck eating and bitching at the same time. It’s like you’re eating and screaming at the same time.
My girlfriend won’t do what I want, so I’m stuck eating and bitching.
My boyfriend won’t do what I want, so I’m stuck eating and screaming.
My mom won’t do what I want, so I’m stuck eating and yelling.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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