Eat billy's ass day

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Eat billy's ass day is when the whole town eats billy’s butt like it’s a holiday. No one cares if he’s still alive.
I ate billy’s ass today and it was better than pizza.
My cousin took a bite and cried. It was glorious.
Billy tried to run away, but we caught him and finished him.
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Every June 26, people show up just to rip billy’s butt apart. It’s like a buffet, but for butts.
I came for the ass, stayed for the chaos.
Billy’s ass was so big, we needed a team to eat it.
My aunt took a whole chunk and said it was her favorite meal ever.
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On June 26, we all line up to take a bite of billy’s butt. It’s tradition, and no one questions it.
I took a bite and it tasted like regret and regret.
Billy’s ass was so bad, it got a standing ovation.
My brother took two bites and got in trouble.
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