Eat at the Y

"I had to eat at the Y because my mom said I was too fat to go out."

He said he was eating at the Y, but I know he was just trying to avoid doing the dishes.

At the Y, I saw a guy eating so fast he nearly choked on a whole leg.

She said she was eating at the Y, but I know she was just avoiding her math homework.

He said he was doing some serious eating at the Y, but I know he was just trying to impress his ex.

I walked in on him eating at the Y, and it was like watching a horror movie.

I heard him eating at the Y and just had to laugh. He was making a mess.

She said she was eating at the Y, but I know she was just trying to avoid her teacher.

At the Y, I saw a guy so into it, he forgot to breathe.

He said he was eating at the Y because he was tired of eating lunch.

She was eating at the Y, and I swear she was trying to make the whole gym jealous.

At the Y, I saw someone eating so hard, they had to take a break to catch their breath.

He brought a sandwich to the Y because he was too lazy to go home.

She said she was going to the Y for a sandwich, but I know she just wanted to avoid her math homework.

At the Y, I saw a guy eating a sandwich like it was the last meal on Earth.

I saw a space chicken on YouTube and thought, why not?"

They tried to take over the world, but they just had a tea break and forgot what domination was.

They looked up world domination on Urban Dictionary and then spent 200 years just laughing at the words.